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Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Dogs vs Cats
WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES....... Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary..Day 983 of my captivity....
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now................
Friday, January 22, 2010
An Appeal On Behalf of SoxTherapy
This is an appeal on behalf of SoxTherapy.
Tragedy is a word thrown about too often, so often it almost loses its meaning.......
A contestant getting fired by Donald Trump is not a Tragedy.
A U.S. Senate seat held for over 40 years by the Kennedy Family going Republican is not a Tragedy.
A famous Golfer having Sex with lots of Women is not a Tragedy.
Yet recently we have all witnessed one, it continues to unfold before our very eyes.
It has affected tens of thousands of lives and could potentially affect Hundreds of Thousands more in the months and possibly even years to come
Its all too easy for us to sit back, watch and do nothing, while those lives continue to suffer through fear and uncertainty.
But there is something you can do.....you can help.
Any donation no matter how small could mean so much.
To help put an end to the Red Sox not replacing quality free agents who have left the team with similar or better players......please send what you can to
Terry Francona
MANAGER
C/O The Boston Red Sox
1 Yawkey Way
Boston MA 01706
Thank You
(Concpet Courtesy of the Asrseblogger - who can be read and heard @ www.areseblog.com)
Dan Danielson n' The Doodle
www.soxtherapy.net
Tragedy is a word thrown about too often, so often it almost loses its meaning.......
A contestant getting fired by Donald Trump is not a Tragedy.
A U.S. Senate seat held for over 40 years by the Kennedy Family going Republican is not a Tragedy.
A famous Golfer having Sex with lots of Women is not a Tragedy.
Yet recently we have all witnessed one, it continues to unfold before our very eyes.
It has affected tens of thousands of lives and could potentially affect Hundreds of Thousands more in the months and possibly even years to come
Its all too easy for us to sit back, watch and do nothing, while those lives continue to suffer through fear and uncertainty.
But there is something you can do.....you can help.
Any donation no matter how small could mean so much.
To help put an end to the Red Sox not replacing quality free agents who have left the team with similar or better players......please send what you can to
Terry Francona
MANAGER
C/O The Boston Red Sox
1 Yawkey Way
Boston MA 01706
Thank You
(Concpet Courtesy of the Asrseblogger - who can be read and heard @ www.areseblog.com)
Dan Danielson n' The Doodle
www.soxtherapy.net
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Saturday, January 9, 2010
How Lowell can we Go? Things Are Not Hall Good!!!!!!!!
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Labels: 2010 Boston Red Sox, Big Bird, Bill Hall, Jason bay, Mike Cameron, Not Hall Good., Sesame Street, The Doodle Is Pissed
Labels: 2010 Boston Red Sox, Big Bird, Bill Hall, Jason bay, Mike Cameron, Not Hall Good., Sesame Street, The Doodle Is Pissed
I am reminded of the 1986 Film "About Last Night" staring Jim Belushi, Rob Lowe, and everybody's favorite cougar - Demi Robbing The Cradle Moore .......part of the opening rant delivered Brilliantly by Belushi contained the Phrase ......"Are you Shittin Me, are you Shitting me? Are You Pulling My Leg?"
So lettuce review - and I ain't talking iceburg or even romaine.
John Lackey In - Good
Beltre in - May be good
Mike Lowell - on first train out -Stupid
Essentially exchanging Jason Bay for Mike Cameron - Moronic
Marco Scutaro - instead of getting H.R. back - Sub Optimal.
Ok flash back to 1972 and I remember 2 things - Sesame Street
and Big Bird asking the question " Now which of these things
have something in common?
Well? - Next Flash Back - is a combination of Arnold Hoarshack going -
"Oh Oh Oh Mr. Kotter Mr. Kotter" and those 2 Alliens from the Electric
Company trying to figure out the phone.
And the Answer Is --- Yip Yip Yip - The Milwaukee Brewers both had Hall and Cameron on their team - for quite a while - Where the heck is Fred Rodgers when you need him to step and say "Can you Say Bad Karma boys and girls? Cause Mr. Theo Epstein apparently can!"
My God we are bringing in 2 rejects who couldn't cut it in Milwaukee - one to ride the Pine and one as a replacement for Jayson Bay? Are you Shitting me?
We are talking about an organization in Milwaukee who thought it was a good idea to sign Eric Gagne after his epic Melt down in Boston to a $10 Million one year deal - if that is the quality of the players they think are good to sign - how bad are the ones that they actually let go?
Anyway - Bill Hall is going to ride the pine - and is a serviceable Utility man and Cameron who's bat is shit can cover some ground - but he is no Jay Bay. Nice Job Theo.
Ok flash back to 1972 and I remember 2 things - Sesame Street
and Big Bird asking the question " Now which of these things
have something in common?
Well? - Next Flash Back - is a combination of Arnold Hoarshack going -
"Oh Oh Oh Mr. Kotter Mr. Kotter" and those 2 Alliens from the Electric
Company trying to figure out the phone.
And the Answer Is --- Yip Yip Yip - The Milwaukee Brewers both had Hall and Cameron on their team - for quite a while - Where the heck is Fred Rodgers when you need him to step and say "Can you Say Bad Karma boys and girls? Cause Mr. Theo Epstein apparently can!"
My God we are bringing in 2 rejects who couldn't cut it in Milwaukee - one to ride the Pine and one as a replacement for Jayson Bay? Are you Shitting me?
We are talking about an organization in Milwaukee who thought it was a good idea to sign Eric Gagne after his epic Melt down in Boston to a $10 Million one year deal - if that is the quality of the players they think are good to sign - how bad are the ones that they actually let go?
Anyway - Bill Hall is going to ride the pine - and is a serviceable Utility man and Cameron who's bat is shit can cover some ground - but he is no Jay Bay. Nice Job Theo.
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