I am reminded of the 1986 Film "About Last Night" staring Jim Belushi, Rob Lowe, and everybody's favorite cougar - Demi Robbing The Cradle Moore .......part of the opening rant delivered Brilliantly by Belushi contained the Phrase ......"Are you Shittin Me, are you Shitting me? Are You Pulling My Leg?"
So lettuce review - and I ain't talking iceburg or even romaine.
John Lackey In - Good
Beltre in - May be good
Mike Lowell - on first train out -Stupid
Essentially exchanging Jason Bay for Mike Cameron - Moronic
Marco Scutaro - instead of getting H.R. back - Sub Optimal.
Ok flash back to 1972 and I remember 2 things - Sesame Street
and Big Bird asking the question " Now which of these things
have something in common?
Well? - Next Flash Back - is a combination of Arnold Hoarshack going -
"Oh Oh Oh Mr. Kotter Mr. Kotter" and those 2 Alliens from the Electric
Company trying to figure out the phone.
And the Answer Is --- Yip Yip Yip - The Milwaukee Brewers both had Hall and Cameron on their team - for quite a while - Where the heck is Fred Rodgers when you need him to step and say "Can you Say Bad Karma boys and girls? Cause Mr. Theo Epstein apparently can!"
My God we are bringing in 2 rejects who couldn't cut it in Milwaukee - one to ride the Pine and one as a replacement for Jayson Bay? Are you Shitting me?
We are talking about an organization in Milwaukee who thought it was a good idea to sign Eric Gagne after his epic Melt down in Boston to a $10 Million one year deal - if that is the quality of the players they think are good to sign - how bad are the ones that they actually let go?
Anyway - Bill Hall is going to ride the pine - and is a serviceable Utility man and Cameron who's bat is shit can cover some ground - but he is no Jay Bay. Nice Job Theo.
Ok flash back to 1972 and I remember 2 things - Sesame Street
and Big Bird asking the question " Now which of these things
have something in common?
Well? - Next Flash Back - is a combination of Arnold Hoarshack going -
"Oh Oh Oh Mr. Kotter Mr. Kotter" and those 2 Alliens from the Electric
Company trying to figure out the phone.
And the Answer Is --- Yip Yip Yip - The Milwaukee Brewers both had Hall and Cameron on their team - for quite a while - Where the heck is Fred Rodgers when you need him to step and say "Can you Say Bad Karma boys and girls? Cause Mr. Theo Epstein apparently can!"
My God we are bringing in 2 rejects who couldn't cut it in Milwaukee - one to ride the Pine and one as a replacement for Jayson Bay? Are you Shitting me?
We are talking about an organization in Milwaukee who thought it was a good idea to sign Eric Gagne after his epic Melt down in Boston to a $10 Million one year deal - if that is the quality of the players they think are good to sign - how bad are the ones that they actually let go?
Anyway - Bill Hall is going to ride the pine - and is a serviceable Utility man and Cameron who's bat is shit can cover some ground - but he is no Jay Bay. Nice Job Theo.



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