SAY IT AIN'T SO PAPI!

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Dan Danielson n' The Doodle

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松坂大輔「米国のタブー」への挑戦（1/4） - Translation

MAGNUM F.I.

When translated to English says - Dice K is a frigging idiot. as seen here

Jonathan Papelbon: YOU ARE NOT WORTHY

Ok, so we were willing to listen to your utterly spastic and sophomoric post game interviews - which sounded like Rain Man describing how he buys his underwear at Kmart in Cincinnati.

We were willing to watch your Irish dancing after playoff series - but to tell the truth - its just because you were saving games - I mean don't get us wrong - we knew you were a Moron the whole time - we knew we never would trust you to do the most simple of tasks - such as mailing a letter - we basically viewed you as a Savant who closed games like Raymond Babbit counted cards and toothpicks.

You are no longer worth of the Red Sox closers spot and you are no longer worthy of our indulgence.

As far as I am concerned you can jump on the Heap of other geniuses from the State of Mississippi and go play in the Katrina Sand box with your fellow brethren  Brett Favre and Derk Turnbow - may as well add the currently Crippled Ben Sheets to the mix as well.

I wouldn't be surprised if you were dealt before the deadline - yes its  that bad - in fact if I were you I would thank my lucky stars that the Special Olympics doesn't have Baseball as an event because to tell the truth - that is really where you are at.

So no hard feelings, but you are totally useless and if Tito puts you in a close game again - I would fire him.

Jim Rice H.O.F. on and off field

Video says it all.

Doodle Alert

The Doodle will be heading to the Pick and Save at (Censored) and (Censored) Roads to pick up Mrs Doodle some Milk.

On Saturday The Doodle will be at the (Censored) Game, perhaps to throw out the first pitch?

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Mark Buehrle Throws Perfect Game

And the most important part of it........
Against an AL East Opponent

18th Perfect Game in MLB History

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Can a Brother Get an RBI?

It is said that great pitching beats great hitting.

Inherent in that statement is that there will be SOME HITTING! to go along with the great pitching. Ahem, I said SOME HITTING!

Still a long season and going 1-5 after the break while not ideal, is fortunately the exception as opposed to the rule here, and it happens. However it doesn't help when JD $14Million and only hitting .234 Drew compounds the problem by overthrowing the cut off man, which ultimately cost the Sox a Run last night. Actually he didn't overthrow the cut off man - he threw directly from right field to third base - and while I appreciate his arm, when he let the ball go the guy was already 2/3rds of the way to 3rd. Bad J.D. Bad J.D.

The Rest of you - Get some Hats for your Bats!!!!!!

The Sox made 2 acquisitions which are so non-relevant they do not require any more mention than this.

Congrats to DK at Real Boston Sports Fan's for the Scope on the Retirement of Jim Rice's Number 14, 48 hours prior to it actually being announced. - Hope you didn't get anyone fired!

Best Thing About Thursday July 23, 2009

We can not lose today.

Clay Buchholz Awesome - in 4-1 Win

The last time we saw someone with the name Clay this awesome he was floating like a butterfly and stinging like a Bee. Combine that with the less than stellar outing by the 32 year old Halladay in the All Star game and this is a tricky situation.

Clay is not Halladay and may never be, however I am not sure how much longer Halladay is going to be Halladay either. One thing is for sure - Clay Buchholz would be starting every 5 days for any other team in the Majors and we have him sitting at AAA - we have to do something.

It also doesn't hurt to have him dating this gal either.

Live From Toronto vs Boston

There is no one here, Stadium only Half Full or less.

Money looks funny too!

2-0 Sox on the Homer Run From Mr. Youk!

Romero getting stronger though

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Fw: Source: Julio Lugo Designated for Assignment

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July 17, 2009 Source: Julio Lugo Designated for Assignment

WEEI.com's Rob Bradford has learned, from a source familiar with the situation, that the Red Sox have designated Julio Lugo for assignment. After being released by the Astros in 2003, Lugo played very briefly for the Triple-A Windy City Rollers, but after a month was signed by the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. After spending three seasons with the Devil Rays, he was traded at the 2006 trade deadline, to the Los Angeles Dodgers for Joel Guzman and Sergio Pedroza. On December 5, 2006, Lugo signed a four-year, $36 million contract with The Boston Red Sox.

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Breaking News Clay Buchholz to Start Friday for Sox

Just announced Clay Buchholz to start his first MLB game of the year in Toronto on Friday.

The Sox will start "the 2nd half" of the year with a six man rotation. 6 game road trip Six Starters.

Ok now it's against Toronto - who has Roy 'we may as well save him from the Brewers or Ya*kees' Halladay - Cy Young winner and proven stud - who is rumored to be on the trading block. Coincidence I think not.

Clearly we are looking to get Halladay - and our recent bullpen issues only reinforce the need.

100th Career Win as Beckett 3 Hits the Royals

11th Win of the Season for JB and the Twins. Simply awesome.

Suppose that is one way to prevent the bullpen from doing their thing.

3 hits 6-0 victory. Not much else to say other than Aaron Bates would most likely be a starter in the MLB in any other organization in baseball. 3 hits today - one each to Right, Center, and Left, and his first MLB RBI. Last night he produced his first MLB hit last night. Not to make too big of a deal but the guy was in AA baseball last week.

I am more than ready for the Break.

Despite Bullpens Best efforts, Smoltz Earns 1st Win

Remember in Rocky III - after the end of the Charity match between Hulk Hogan and Rocky Balboa? - They call it a draw and then the announcer said, "Drive safely and we won't see you again until next year- THANK GOD"

That is just about sums up the bullpen - lets just get through to the all-star break.

Hey a Win is a Win - but again up 9-1 and the Dynamic Duo -(seen below)

Justin Masterson and Manny Delcarmin

Holy Cuntbutlers - Lets give up some runs!

cough up 5 runs in 2/3's of an inning and we are right back to a 3 run lead, as it turns out - 9 runs were not going to be enough to win this, but thanks to some late inning Pap-i-ness we get the win 15-9.

UGLY>

Sox Bullpen Shi*'s The Bed - Again!

"YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS?!!!???"

Well anyone in my neighborhood who thought they would be sleeping at 9PM CST last night - were awoken to those immortal words of John McEnroe.

Ah the joy of the June Swoon - except it is now July and really there is not much more to be said. They will either figure it out or they won't -

However I think I may be changing my stance on the whole Roy Halladay to the Red Sox for - name your prospect here - Roy would be 2 players in 1. The Starting Pitcher - and the Middle Relief Guy- cause he goes into the 7th inning usually with a low pitch count and few if any runs allowed - and right now that is all we seem to be able to handle.

So we are tied with the New York Ya*kees. - The funny part about that it that their fan base is overjoyed about it, and we see it as an annoyance and on several levels an admission of failure.

Quite simply the Red Sox assumptions - are the Ya*kee's Breakthroughs.

Timmay! Wakefield - To Start All Star Game?

I am McTimmay!

Well - why the heck not?

Great article today in the Boston Heralds outlining exactly the reasons why he should.

So as to not rehash that it is simple - I would like nothing more than to see the NL hitters looking like idiots trying to hit the knuckle ball.

As the rotations of the other pitchers go - he will be the most rested and the only other people that would make sense would be Justin Verlander of the Tigers or Zack Greinke of the KC Royals.

OK these guy are both young - both great Arms and would have about as much entertainment value as a Bob Dole Viagra commercial. Plus you know what - Timmy was to 11 wins first, guy is 42 years old and the son of a bitch has earned it. Plus - He Called ShotGun in 1992

Not to mention that Zack Greinke last time I checked was just checked out of the Psych ward last year with SAD (Social Anxiety Disorder) - the guy can't handle pressure situations.

Now (to change the train of though completely) the American League hasn't lost in like 12 years or something like that - and here is where the problem is with that - --- - - - The American League team usually hammers the National League team in the World Series - With the Exception of last year and the 2006 Tigers (Hence another reason not to start Verlander). So as the Ugly Red Sox fan I am no longer happy with just winning the World Series I want to win it in Boston. With the current 2 - 3- 2 format in the World Series - that just isn't going to happen if the Sox have Home Field Advantage - so in a way I kind of want the NL to win. More on that later - later as in when we actually get to August and are not riddled with injuries.

Bottom line Timmy Box of Chocolates for the Star in St. Louie.

Timmy Box of Chocolates has 11 Wins

- How do you like those apples?

The Sox are not playing their best baseball - and on Wed night they were making Trevor Cahill look like Cy Young - until JD Drew finally broke through with a Monster Shot to the Right Field Bullpen.

The game was made "more interesting" by one of the dumbest errors of the season by Nick Green. He looked like a blindfolded child trying to find the Pinata which was second base, when all he really had to do was let the runner - run into him and apply the Tag.

Another Monster Home Run By Big Papi and 7 solid innings from Timmy proved to be just enough to get the win.

Johnny Papel"bomb" again proved to be closer by heart attack giving up a run in the ninth and barely missed giving up a 3 run shot that would have put the A's ahead by one in the ninth at the time.

Messy Messy Mistakes - we can not afford to make - but we got away with it tonight - hope no one is "satisfied" because there is some serious shit that needs to be worked out - and it starts for me with Mr Papelbon. I would make him miss the All Star Game in order to work his shit out.

2 out of 3 ain't bad - 1 out of 3 SUCKS!!!!!!

Ok So like my biggest concern going forward is how screwed are the Red Sox if they have to play Seattle in the Playoffs - I mean pfff.

Add the 2 losses on Friday and Saturday to the list of Games we should have won.

Any way Smoltz on the hill tonight and Nomar makes his return.

Sox Send Most Players to ALL STAR GAME

The Boston Red Sox have the best record in the AL and will be sending the most players (6) to the Mid Summer Classic. Dustin Pedroia, 2B; Jason Bay, OF; Josh Beckett, P; Jonathan Papelbon, P; Tim Wakefield, P; Kevin Youkilis, 1B.

Now while this is the "way it should be" I would rather see these guys -with the exception of Timmy Box of Chocolates get a rest"

And I really really - do not want to see Jason Bay participate in the injury producing Home Run Derby.

See you all in St Louis.

Doodle Cast III = + Revenge on the Orange Birds

DOODLE CAST III -

Nothing like sticking it right back at Orioles this afternoon. Unfortunately I missed most of the comeback because - the Aforementioned - Arsenal Labradoodle - Shot 2 years of trust right in the ass by pulling off six 1/2 Pound Just Cooked Hamburgers off the Kitchen Counter. Thought my wife was messing with me - until I saw him with this - lets just say - less than Hungry look on his mug.


They didn't actually fall off the counter as much as they went right into his mouth, and to make matters worse - or better - my wife catches him licking the plate clean still on the counter - so I spend most of the comeback dealing with that, and you don't want to know - trust me - what you need to do to a dog that just ate that much meat to keep him from from becoming deathly ill.


He may be known as the Hamburglar going forward.


Anyway - off Day tomorrow - we are 48-30 - Well its all covered in the Cast...................

Orioles Sell Their Soul - Camden (Fenway South) Site of Next Exorcist Movie

Yes folks it twas a combination of Edgar Allen Poe and Vincent Price that did the Sox in last night in Baltimore. Judging by the reaction over at Camden Chat you would have thought they just won the world series, but in the end they won - we or We lost and that's all that matters.

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I would liken it to the USA Soccer Team beating the No. 1. Team in the world, Spain, last week in South Africa as it was that big of an upset, except I can't. Team USA, although they were out played the entire match on every statistical level but one, they won the battle of putting the ball in the net. Now while you could say the same for the Orioles ( I hate that fucking bird mostly because I have to use spell check to get it right every time I write it) with regard to putting runs across the plate - it isn't even close. 5-2 in the 9th - and then winning 6-5 is a comeback. 10-1 in the 7th and then winning 11-10 essentially in the 8th - is a sinister plot. And since we already have the Evil empire know as the New York Ya*kees, I am left with only on conclusion...

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Someone, in fact perhaps many people in Baltimore.... Are going straight to hell when they die as repayment for what we saw on the field last night. They Simply sold their souls.

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I mean come on it was 9 runs of "hits" that are never ever hits, blown umpire calls - due we think to demonic possession.

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Anyway not to be lost in the firey pits of hell, was the start by John Smoltz who I am almost ready to say is officially BACK.

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Enjoy it O's fans, for the firey pits of hell await ye. HEH!