Timmy!!!!!!!!!!!!! er never mind

-With support from Scott Rolen and Rod Barajas who both contributed two RBIs, right-hander Casey Janssen got his first win in over two years on Friday night as the Toronto Blue Jays snapped a 9 game loosing streak by defeating Knuckleball extraordinaire Tim Wakefiled and the Boston Red Sox by the score of 6-3.
Now I know that is what the media is going to say - and I know that is in fact what happened. But there is a much simpler explanation: The Box of Chocolates Postulate - Factoid -Theory /Theorem..................................

Simply stated - like Forest Gumps Box of Chocolates - When Wakefiled pitches - You never know what you are going to get. On Friday night he gave up 5 in the fifth and that was it.

One Bright Spot Boston RHP Daniel Bard struck out five in 2 1-3 scoreless innings of relief. Nice going Daniel. This kid could be the next Paps in the making.

He's Got A Little Captain In Him - Do You?

Jason Varitek goes yard twice - the second of which may have actually put a hole in the roof of the utter piece of shit they call a baseball stadium in the Twin Shitties - I mean cities.

And then like any proper Super Hero- says - my work is done here and gets ejected from the game in the bottom of the inning.

Actually the plate umpire was so bad that I personally am going to send him this eye chart just so he knows where we stand here.

Anyway off to the Great White North Toronto. Love the Town - Hate the Team - Will catch you tomorrow from der eh? Provided the Doodle and I can make it through customs.

DICE K? More Like Dice Stray on Wed Night

So the other week - David Ortiz Ties a Club Record by leaving 12 men on Base while going 0-7.

Not to be outdone last night - Dice K showed that he too was capable of "Dropping Some Bombs" and unleashed 4 Wild Pitches of his own - also tying a club record. Bad Dice K - Bad Dice K.

Dice K's Pitching after the WBC has been more shaky than Micheal J Fox's hand during an earthquake.

DK over at Real Boston Sports Fans is running a poll asking who can we least afford to loose this year, and to tell the truth for me right now the answer to that question can be found in the Minor Leagues - Lars Anderson to replace - Big Slopi - and Clay Bucholtz and John Smoltz to replace Dice K and who ever else decides to start to shit the bed.

See you Thursday afternoon from Minneapolis.

Missing Persons Report

If seen - please return to the Boston Red Sox ASAP.

- The Management

The Doodle Cast II

Quick Doodlecast Covering the Champions League Semis and the West Coast Trip for the Red Sox.