SOX CLINCH SEASON SERIES TIE VS YA*KEES

GOOD GUYS PREVAIL

So other than our Ace looking unacelike and losing 2 out of three to the Ya*ks pretty good weekend overall - We solidified our dominate position over them in head to head play which should come in handy in case they happen to actually tie us in the overall wins and losses come seasons end.

In other News - Apparently someone other than myself has had enough of the enigma that is Johnny Paps and we are trying - desperately trying to get a replacement for him. When told of the Sox's recent efforts to try and make a deal for Billy Wagner of the Mets, Johnny P - seemed confused - as if he didn't understand why the team would want to upset such a great balance which they currently enjoy at the end of the games.

When asked the Follow UP Question.... "Johnny P, Do you know what one of those fancy Sports Cars outside costs?"...... His answer..............."About a Hundred Dollars", and then added - "I am a very good, very good driver, Dad lets me Drive in the Dr........"